your subculture is bankrupt

[mace bass]

Yanno....Chris is right. This is surreal. Personally I like surreal. I've
got a pretty good case of the giggles right now at the mental imagery. I'm
picturing myself in a deck chair working on my moon tan. I'm kicking back
with my Bloody Mary and one of those reflector things tan my face evenly. 
I'm checking out the cruise director. She looks kinda like a bewitched era
Elizabeth Montgomery. Is that Capt. Trent Reznor I see up on the bridge. I
wonder if he knows how to steer? Oops...I gotta go, I think I just heard an
announcement for slave beating on the Lido deck........T. 

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[mailto:pgh-goth-list-bounces at listless.org] On Behalf Of Christopher tm
Sent: Wednesday, April 27, 2005 3:45 PM
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Subject: Re: your subculture is bankrupt

On 4/27/05, manny at telerama.com <manny at telerama.com> wrote:
> 
> That's right the rumors are true !!
> 
> The Costa Mediterrannea...
> 

I simultaniously have two thoughts...

1) "That is the most surreal thing I have heard in minutes..."

2) "Trapped on a ship for a week with a buncha cape-wearing
nincompoops? No, thankee!"

-- 
ChristopherT

Any day I can use the word 'nincompoop' in a sentence is a good day.