do you feel something is missing in your life? Maybe it's- death

[Soma Sophia]

Now that the new millennium is here, do you feel something is missing in 
your life? Maybe it's death. Many people who feel this way are joining 
suicide cults.

For most of us, a full-time live-in suicide cult is simply not an 
option(Goths excluded ov course). With our popular new program, there's no 
need to suffer the inconvenience and expense of belonging to a full-time 
live-in cult or the fashion required. You can get the same benefits from 
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* No live-in requirements or tithing
* No need to give up friends or family
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