TFS determined to fry bacon inside the Upstage

[the stifler]

> Bacon is one of the few meats that is really difficult to fake.  Hot dogs
> are easy, seitan beef and chicken can pass for the real thing when
> prepared correctly, fake ham and pepperoni are downright eerie, and Boca
> makes sausage links that taste better than the real thing.  But fake
> bacon?... gross, disgusting, and totally unrealistic.


What is Seitan?

fake ham???  utterly earie