Brian's Birthday -- Sept. 21

[LstatShaft at aol.com]

In a message dated 9/17/2003 3:06:15 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
beep at telerama.com writes:

> >--Kelly, who *really* moved back to Utah to better indulge her Mormon
> >missionary fetish.
> 
> Huh huh huh, you said "missionary."  These set-ups are too easy.
> 
> Is it the crisp white shirts?  The aura of uncorrupted innocence?  The
> convenience of them showing up at your front door?  I'm banking that it's
> that you always get 'em in twosomes.  At least with those nametags, you're
> less likely to scream out the wrong name, eh?

Nah, it's the magical sacred underwear.

That, and the fertility.  ;-)

[P]


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