guess what

[derek.cf.PEGRITZ]

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> Sent: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 1:24 PM
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> Subject: Re: Re: guess what
> 
> oh, totally -- i mean, i was at fault because i was 
> jaywalking.  it was this soccer-mom looking lady (driving a 
> volvo with flames on its hood) who seemed far more upset 
> about the accident than i was.

Well, now--hopefully this taught you a lesson: people *do not* stop for
pedestrians in this city. Even soccer moms. Hell, I saw a middle-aged yuppie
mom in an Astro van damnear run down an old lady with a walker a little
while ago, and I myself smeared two blockheaded Pitt students last weekend
when the idiots just walked out in front of my car as I was dragracin' down
Forbes. I *still* have teeth and fragments of bone caught underneath my
bumper....

derek.cf.PEGRITZ / Executive Research Director
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