what i'm doing on thursday...

[Jennifer Maurer]

>From: "Ray" <rlink at chemlab.org Tuesday, October 14, 2003 10:12 AM
> Sneak schmeak - they're getting outright blatant about it.

There was a very drunk girl in the bathroom last week going on and on about
how 18 and in the bar she was.  I thought about letting her in on a little
tip, but decided not to.  I'll share it here, though:

If you are underage and in the bar, shut you trap about it.  Really.  Don't
go on and on about it in the bathroom, don't stand inside the cage and taunt
your friends with how you're in the bar and they're not.  Just shut up and
drink, isn't that what all that trouble was for anyway?

Also, I still maintain that if you can't get into a bar underage, then
you're just not trying very hard.

-Jen (drinking in Pittsburgh bars since 17)