An important ? for the romantics out there from the Cheezeboi...

[derek.cf.PEGRITZ]

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> Subject: RE: An important ? for the romantics out there from 
> the Cheezeboi...
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> If I wanted to marry Derek Pegritz, I'd swallow the 
> engagement ring, and then go over to his house. When he 
> wasn't looking, I'd swallow about a quart of castor oil, and 
> then start making out with him. I'd puke the ring right into 
> his mouth. When he found it wedged between his molar and his 
> cheek, he'd weep with jot.
> Then I'd serenade him with Skinny Puppy's "Love In Vein" 
> while shooting up with my own vommit and we'd get married by 
> a robot from CMU in a sewage treatment plant.

You truly *are* my soulmate! No one else has ever cut straight to the core
of my soul with such clarity and poisonous alacrity! I can only applaud such
a truly touching sentiment with a tear squeezed from the corner of my
artificial eye and a bit o' bile squeezed from my spleen, both captured and
contained within a vintage 1935 Schwab embalmer's syringe (Royal, not
Metric, calibration).

*Sigh*

I am truly touched. I feel as though I've just spent a night at the
Neverland Ranch.

derek.cf.PEGRITZ / Executive Research Director
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